Adventures in Target

I’m not generally allowed to go in Target alone. 

I wander and things randomly end up in my cart.  I have no clue how it happens.  I usually try to drink a lot of water before I go and not let myself use their restroom.  This ensures that I am out within an hour.  I have an extremely small bladder.  Bet you didn’t know that.

Nate will actually run errands to avoid me ending up in Target alone.  Pretty impressive, I am.

Last night I went alone.  And…….I found these beautiful wooden pumpkins on sale for $4.98 each.  (Along with a ton of other awesome fall items but I practiced restraint.)  How could they not end in my cart??

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I’m not sure if the mantel is their permanent fall home or not.  Time will tell.

Please note that I took these photos with our Nikon CoolPix.  It may be the worst point and shoot I have ever owned. 

And yes, Hocus Pocus is the best Halloween movie ever made.  Don’t let Nate tell you otherwise. 

What else ended up in my cart besides boring groceries, stuff for the dog, face lotion, etc… Jillian Michael’s Ripped in 30.  Be on the look out of some massive muscles on this blog.  Or me whining about how every inch of my body is on fire.  Either one.

The end.  Happy week-end!  Keep me entertained at work by commenting with your favorite Target purchase.  Or your most compulsive purchase.  Your worst purchase.  I want to hear them all.